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"ALFRED, YOUR FOOD IS GETTING COLD!!!" Alfred immediately cringed at the sound of his wife's voice that interrupted his work. He loved her to death but since she had gotten pregnant, she was super mad at him all the time. Oh ____ was fine with having kids. But not when it was five at once. Alfred must have had super sperm since his wife was pregnant with quints now. They both wanted children so badly, they promised each other that they would have them eventually. But with each miscarriage ____ had, their hope for a baby began to leave them. Then ZING!!! ____ and Alfred were excited to be getting their wishes now, ____ just wished it could be pain free. Alfred walked downstairs and towards the dining room table and he saw his wife, eating the burgers she cooked since that was his favorite meal. He kissed her cheek and started eating. At least she didn't poison the food.

~Le time skip~

____ laid on her and Alfred's bed while holding her stomach while Alfred walked upstairs with some hot chocolate. "How's my girl doing?" he set down the mug and moved some hair away from her face. She whimpered and took one of his hands. " Alfred it hurts so much, I feel like I'm going to explode...I can't walk and my stomach..." She had tears rolling down her cheeks and Alfred gently kissed her soft, quivering lips. "I'm sorry, baby. It will be over soon. You won't have all my babies inside you, they'll be running around, causing havoc." She smiled as he placed his forehead on hers and stroked her hand. Suddenly she gasped and tried sitting up but Alfred was in the way. "A-Alfred, my water broke!" Alfred looked at her for a few seconds then fainted, face planting into a pillow. "WAKE UP YOU IDIOT, IM HAVING YOUR FUCKING KIDS RIGHT NOW AND I NEED HELP!!!" she kicked him off the bed and he woke u after hitting the floor. He stood up and picked ____ up bridal style and ran to the car. "HOLD ON BABY, IMA SAVE YOU!!!"

____ was finally in the hospital and she had a death grip on Alfred's hand as the doctors told her to keep pushing. "Cmon babe. You can do it." She screamed and squeezed his hand harder to where Alfred was screaming too. "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME YOU BASTARD!!!" This when on for a long time since there were five babies that had to be taken care of. When ____ was all done, she sighed and let go of Alfred's hand who was thankful that they were in a hospital so his hand could get treated. When he got back he saw Matthew, Arthur, and Francis in the room with ____. each had one baby in their arms except for _____ who had two. Alfred walked towards her and she handed him one of the babies in her arms. He smiled and kissed the baby's forehead while everyone else coddled and cooed at the babies. At least Alfred and ____ would have some help with their five kids.
I'm very bored
I don't own Hetalia
Or you
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JGry Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Quints? That's tough luck... They better be ready for not getting any sleep for the next 12 years, at least
fullmoonwolf Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Super sperm is right wow.  What woman wouldn't want to kill her husband if she were having that many babies at once lol
JessieRamsey Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, Alfred's getting another job...or 2
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
5 really...i'm going to kill you Alfred
LillysHere Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Student General Artist
Damn five kids at once we should give her some credit "bravo""bravo"!!!
Nicedogs Featured By Owner Edited Aug 16, 2015
Or, should we say "Bravo bravo bravo bravo bravo?"
Nommy smile 
ramenbaka11 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
DAAAAMN. that's a lot of babies.
NoireDelacroix Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
How the heck does reader-chan give birth to 5?!?! WHY ALFRED
Babykurlzz Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
well its possible for most women to have five children at once (quints) I figured if any of the countries were to have that many it would be Alfred lol
NoireDelacroix Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
Whoa, Alfred. But, i don't mind. Hehe~
DaughterOfErberus Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
At least there would be no competition over who would be the god parents, it be like : "you get a god child! You get a god child! Everybody gets a godchild!"
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
Oprah of godchildren!!!
Silvermoonlitsoul Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awwww,you should have thrown Kiku in there too! :D He's like Alfred's bestie and all so I figured it would be nice having him around.
Anne789y Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist

when I was already at the part where "my" water broke
I opened YouTube and listen to Billy Hill Theme
if you don't what it is, heres the link ---> [link]
Babykurlzz Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
Omg, that's perfection. I was wondering what the name of that song was
hinatafox19 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
That has to hurt giving birth to 5 >.<
va12 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student General Artist
... wonder how long you made him save up for... you evil women. this is what you get when you with-hold sex. tsk tsk tsk.
Babykurlzz Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Yasaijiru7 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
curse that sperm..Poor reader-chan XD
Rish-36-Bitch Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Super god damn sperm! Dis sperm......IS DA HERO lol that sperm was flying in my uterus with capes on and shit.
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
why can't i favorite comments like this because this is beautiful!!!!!
KenkoSpellCaster Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your comment just made me die from da lulz XDDD
Rish-36-Bitch Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I lulz when I wrote it which was like stupid since everyone in my
house was sleeping and shit.
mutantworks Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Super sperm xD
airforcewoman-russia Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student Writer
Haha!! Nice :D
AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
'Super sperm'
Great Story :D
Talzz3ro Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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